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03.11.2012 19:43 - пазарна икономика и емиграция
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 Жена казва на мъжа си:
- От днес минавам на пазарна икономика - правя всичко за пари:
- Да сготвя - 50 лева, да измия - 50 лева и т.н. се*с - 100 лева.
Лягат си, мъжът:
- Хайде да правим се*с.
- 100 лева.
Пребърква се - само 70 лева. Не стигат.
Заспиват... По някое време мъжът се събужда, гледа, жена му си рови в чантата си.
- Какво търсиш?
- Да ти дам 30 лева на заем.
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Един македонец емигрирал в Америка. Огладнял много, но имал само 1 долар. Видел той някаква будка и там пишело "hot-dog - $1".
Гледа оня в речника: "hot" - горещ, "dog" - куче, и си вика:"Е па кат нема паре за друго, пес че йедем." Поръчал си, дали му лебо с кренвиршо, той разтваря лебецо, гледа кренвиршо и вика:
-Пичка му... матерна! От целио пес, баш куреца ми се паднало
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- Изпратих мъжа си за картофи, и да вземе да го бутне кола.
- Ужас! И сега какво ще правиш?
- Не знам. Нещо с ориз сигурно.



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1. foreigner69 - Северозападна България
03.11.2012 20:20
Между бабички:
-Канооооо, дръпна ли сериало из торентете?
-Божееее, ми къ! Я даже го остаи да са сийдва .
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2. sparotok - пазарна икономика
03.11.2012 20:38
Важното е да има солидарност (и готовност да се дадат пари назаем) в семейния живот дори и при пазарна икономика:)
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3. foreigner69 - Пари на заем
03.11.2012 20:52
в семейството си е демокрация ::)))
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4. sparotok - лихва
04.11.2012 07:39
foreigner69 написа:
в семейството си е демокрация ::)))


Само дано лихвата да не е голяма, че така се стига до криза:)
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5. foreigner69 - тогава
04.11.2012 10:31
семействата ще станат като банките::))
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6. hristo27 - Нещо от мен, ако позволиш:
04.11.2012 11:26
Монахиня отива при лекаря с оплакване, че постоянно хълца. Той я прегледал и накрая и казал:
"Сестро, Вие сте бременна". Монахинята с ужас напуснала лекарския кабинет. След известно време на същия лекар се обажда по телефона игуменката:
" Докторе, Вие ли казахте на сестра Мария, че е бременна?
" Разбирате ли? Аз исках просто да я избавя от хълцането. А дали е помогнало, как мислите?
" На нея и помогна, но отец Алексий като чу новината, падна от камбанарията!... "
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7. foreigner69 - hristo27
04.11.2012 14:50
Хаха ,много е добър -----"къде го чукаш ,къде се пука",а!!!?????
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